Hi Buddy is it true ?
Let me check this out for you
Gameshow heroes, storytellers
Parttime lovers and old time fellas
Kind of dazzled, travelling mind
Relationship of a frozen kind ?
Lying heroes, perfect fake
Have you ever kissed a snake ?

Are you real ?

TV Weddings, truth for sale
Media death. Did you inhale ?
Be extreme, show no fear
And don't ask questions, sign up here !
Million dollar college heroes selling the drama in a P.C. dress
And then they let us drown in superficial emptiness

Are You real?

Sleep with buddha, money flow
Today everything must go
Kiss the cross for special kicks
Dial 1-800-6-6-6

Are You real?