[Verse 1: Geordie Greep]
I call this one the disappearing tongue
Some nights it's off, some nights it’s on
When it goes with a twist, it comes off
Put it in a vase and pass it on

[Chorus: Geordie Greep]
Pull out feathers, tear off cellophane
Pull out feathers, tear off cellophane

[Bridge: Cameron Picton]
Sitting vacant on plough lane
Sitting vacant
Sitting lame
Sitting on plough lane
Sitting vacant
Sitting lame

[Chorus: Geordie Greep]
Pull out feathers, tear off cellophane
Pull out feathers, tear off cellophane

[Verse 2: Geordie Greep]
Yeah, sure, I'll leave the house
But first let me lose a few more pounds
If only I could be 3 stone 20 pounds, oh
Are 10 kilograms enough?
[Verse 3: Geordie Greep]
PVC drips across the street
And everybody clamours upon their knees
But I have no interest, I am indifferent
I do not care, I have no interest

[Chorus: Geordie Greep]
Pull out feathers, tear off cellophane
Pull out feathers, tear off cellophane
Pull out feathers, tear off cellophane
Pull out feathers, tear off cellophane