[Intro]
Posterity will show me to be
The greatest that the world has ever seen
A genius among non-entities

[Verse 1]
The Leadweight clash of the century
February 31st, 2163
I was there, but could not see
Being a three foot three superfluous freak
Blinded by necks, upper backs and knees
Folded fat, flapped by the breeze
Sun Sugar in the red trunks
Sun Tzu in the blue
Both ran to the centre of the ring
While the rhinestone suit continued to sing

[Verse 2]
Sun Sugar, a simple man, cut from coarse cloth
Sun Tzu, seeking strength from a snakeskin broth
Weighing in at
Six hundred pounds

[Bridge]
I ran through legs to the front of the crowd
Sun Sugar came over
Sun Sugar came over, shook my hand, and
He turned away and I shot him in the back
Sun Sugar came over, shook my fucking hand
He turned away, I shot him in the back
Sun Tzu raised his arms, oh
Crowned champ while Sugar bled on
No doctor on the scene
The audience won!
[Outro]
Eventually found and sentenced to life
Spent reading the letters of a million wives
Sun Sugar wouldn't be shit without me
The youngest executioner in tabloid memory