[Jay]
I'm looking 'round bewildered
Is this some dark and evil jest?
What brought me to this cursed keep?
Perchance some crazy quest?

Gods forbid I am no coward!
Pitted against a monster, man, or ghost
I'd wield my blade with crimson gusto
For I am the proud barbarian host!

[Arjen]
Hey, dude, you're so uncool!
But hey, that's alright...
Like, there's no need to get uptight

My eyes reflect the stars
And a smile lights up my face
We're on an amazing flight in space!

[Jay]
I shook city walls and towers!
Wreaking havoc in the streets
Burned palaces of cowardly kings
Not a one stood up to me... fools
Bеar bloody banners in blazing skies!
Brandish battle axе and broadsword!
Let drums of glory sound like thunder!
Hail, barbaric warlord!

[Arjen]
Hey, Jay, you're so uncool!
But hey, that's alright...
Like, there's no need to get uptight

My eyes reflect the stars
And a smile lights up my face
We're on an amazing flight in space!