[Chorus]
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner
Gimme a gun and I'll smoke you like a stoner
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner

[Verse 1]
I saw Jesus in my toast
I said hello Holy Ghost
I'm feelin' kinda bored
Breaking the law with Rob Halford
Yeah I like dudes in leather
Or better nothing yet
You broke up with your girlfriend
'Cause she wasn't good at sex
Now you're depressed
What a mess as you skip your meds
Sending dog dirt to your ex is the best
Now you're getting hate mail from a rocker who has failed
'Cause no one wants a happy meal once it's gone stale

[Chorus]
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner
Gimme a gun and I'll smoke you like a stoner
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner

[Post-Chorus]
It's been days since someone's seen me
Standing online in my bikini
I'm a fly of a monster, it's petty

[Verse 2]
And now she hates my guts
Says I'm hard to love
She says I haven't seen ya
You've got those moves like Cena
What's wrong with spending all day on my phone?
Hasn't this girl ever heard of Depeche Mode
And now it kinda stinks, who thinks like that
You broke up with your girlfriend
Now you're locked out of your flat
You're in a covers band
Strictly Duran Duran
Still living off that time you sold weed to Steely Dan

[Chorus]
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner
Gimme a gun and I'll smoke you like a stoner
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner

[Bridge]
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner
Gimme a gun and I'll smoke you like a stoner
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner

I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner
Gimme a gun and I'll smoke you like a stoner
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner

[Chorus]
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner
Gimme a gun and I'll smoke you like a stoner
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner

[Outro]
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner (So alone)
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner (So alone)
I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm a loner (Yeah, yeah)