[Intro]
(Hey!)
Aloha
It’s ya boi

[Verse 1]
I’m stoned at the airport
Thinkin’ ‘bout life
Hoping I remember to catch my flight
Had a little scare but ya boi’s alright
Now I'm taking time off to relax my mind
I been overwhelmed
Not prioritizing my mental health
Spending too much time wrapped up in myself
And somehow also not enough
Being 26 is tough
How do I do all this stuff?
I work a lot and I exercise
And I meditate and I socialize
And I date a girl and I read
And I try to get enough sleep
And the last two months have felt like a minute
Like I looked up and the world was looking differеnt

[Chorus]
Damn I feel like an adult and I’m pretty sure I rеally don’t like it
Never thought I ever would, now I’m dancing round a quarter life crisis
I was a child of the 90s, right in my prime
And now I’m a guy whose past 25
Like whoa, damn I feel like an adult
[Verse 2]
Some of my best friends are getting married
And some are buying stocks
And some are making money
But hate their fucking jobs
And some are in their 30s
But none are in their teens
And all of us are tired by 11:15
*inhale*
And sure we chase dreams
And sure we smoke weed
And sure we don’t feed
Ourselves the right food
But we know it
I had no idea that this is where my life was going

[Chorus]
Damn I feel like an adult and I’m pretty sure I really don’t like it
Never thought I ever would, now I’m dancing round a quarter life crisis
I was a child of the 90s, right in my prime
And now I’m a guy whose past 25
Like whoa, damn I feel like an adult

[Bridge]
Na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
(yeah yeah)
Na na na (hey!)
Na na na na na (what?)
Na na na na na (skrr!)
Na na na na na (waka waka waka Ian McConnell)
My body hurts way more often
Excitement is way less common
I eat the real kind of ramen
[Chorus]
Damn I feel like an adult and I’m pretty sure I really don’t like it
Never thought I ever would, now I’m dancing round a quarter life crisis
Damn I feel like an adult (hey!) and I’m pretty sure I really don’t like it
(Pretty sure I really don’t like it)
Never thought I ever would, now I’m dancing round a quarter life crisis
(Quarter life crisis)
I was a child of the 90s, right in my prime
And now I’m a guy whose past 25
Like whoa, (whoa-oh) damn I feel like an adult
(Damn I feel, damn I feel, damn I feel like an adult)