I see you comb your hair and gimme that grin
It's makin me spin now, spinning within
Before I melt like snow, I say hello
How do you do!

I love the way you undress now, baby begin
Do your caress, honey, my heart's in a mess
I love your blue eyed voice, like Tiny Tim shines through
How do you do!

Well, here we are, crackin' jokes in the corner of our mouths
And I feel like I'm laughin' in a dream
If I was young, I would wait outside your school
'Cause your face is like the cover of a magazine

How do you do the things that you do?
No-one I know could ever keep up with you
How do you do!
Did it ever make sense to you to say bye, bye, bye?

I see you in that chair with perfect skin
Well, how have you been, baby, livin' in sin?
Hey, I gotta know did you say hello? How do you do?

Well, here we are, spending time in the louder part of town
And it feels like everything's surreal
When I get old I will wait outside your house
'Cause your hands have got the power meant to heal
How do you do the things that you do?
No-one I know could ever keep up with you
How do you do!
Did it ever make sense to you to say bye, bye, bye?