[Verse]
The- The- The- The economy sucks and I cannot get a house
And the paycheck that I'm makin' ain't enough to feed a singular mouth
With that said, girl, I like your style
And I'd like for you to come and hang with me for a while

What do you say? Come cruise with me in my Nissan Leaf
Ninety-nine highway mpgs at least
Back to the crib, can you guess what it is?
I'll give you three hints and it goes like this:

[Bridge]
This is not my parents' house and it's not a triple bunk
Just a funky pad for a frugal hunk

[Chorus]
Let me show you my apartment complex, don't mean to flex
But I got a special Amazon locker for packages from the internet (Oooh)
The king of romance, yeah, I know what you like
And that's a concrete building, no eye contact with the people inside

Looks like a prison and it feels like one, too
Go take a dip in the 'cuzz if you've got nothing to lose!
Okay, we'll get freaky when we turn off the lights
But first a couple of flights, and then a left, then a right
Then another flight
[Outro]
Ha-ha! This room doesn't get a lot of sun
I tried to plug in the lamp but the outlets there won't run
It's twelve hundred dollars
It's actually pretty cheap for this area

You wanna leave? That's fine
Good luck on the way out!
Watch out for the Minotaur
The Minotaur! It's a mythical creature!