[Verse]
I know you can see me
'Cause I can see you, too
Yeah, I'm planning my greeting
To say it succinctly to you

'Cause right now, the distance is too great
To give you an awkward nod and wave
Don't wanna look in your eyes
'Cause I might just fall in love (Or it could start a fight)
Those are the only two outcomes of eye contact

We're walking down the same street
Got fifty feet to overanalyze
A conversation that is always like:

[Outro Skit - Value Select and Pedestrian]
"Heup! How's it going?"

"Pretty-- Pretty good! And yourself?"

"Pretty-- Pretty good here, too!"

"Then I guess we're both doing pretty good!"

"That's cr- That's cr- That's crazy. Alright... Are we--?"
"Well you have a good day."

"You too! You have a good day, too."

"Alright, thank you, I'm just gonna keep walking this way."

"And I'm gonna keep walking that-a-way."

"And I guess the conversation is over!"

"Ha-ha! You better believe it. Hey, take it easy, man, alright?"

"I-- I can't-- I'm too-- I can't hear what you're saying! You're too far away!"

"I'm just gonna keep-- I'm gonna keep walking. I'm gonna keep going, man--"

"Just-- Just end the conversation!"

"What?"

"We're too far away to be talking, still!"

"Ha-ha-ha! You said it, man! Alright!"

"You take care--"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"

"I'm ju-- I'm just going to ignore you! Bye!"