Value Select
Are You Frickin’ Kidding Me?
Hanging at the pool by myself
Reading a book to let a little knowledge in
My chick calls, she's got something to say
About her day, I'm sure only positive! (She says:)
"My boss is acting like a real jerk!" ("Man, still?")
"She's making it hard to go to work!" ("Not chill!")
"And what's worse, no one will call her out!"
I say: "That sounds like it's really frustrating."
She says: "No, I wouldn't say that it's frustrating."
And I say: "Eughh, okay, what would you say it is?"
And she says: "Well, personally, I find it more, uh, vexing..."
That's what I literally just just said! (These words have the same meaning!)
You're just sayin' it again!
And now you're making me upset ('Cuz I know that you know)
That the prose that I chose was more than adequate
Ooh, but it wasn't spot on with what you had in your head
So my word gift gets shot down dead
It's what I literally just said!
The same thing! "Vexing" and "frustrating", it's the same thing! If you don't like my adjectives, go have a conversation by yourself!
It's actually "technically."
What!?
It's not "literally" what you just said, it's "technically" what you just said
God fucking dammit!