[Intro]
A young philosopher I shall be
My dictums not based in any reality
We'll steal from the rich and we'll give to the me
And when I become rich? Well, that's a different story...

I'll make everyone billionaires all of the time
And you know it will work 'cause it ends in a rhyme!
The laws that I draw will stop all crime
And I'll be loved for all of time

[Verse 1]
There was once a young philosopher who wrote a theory of life
But when he tried it out millions of people died
He had a mental breakdown that drove him to suicide
Upon reading his books the academics cried

[Chorus]
"Genius! Wow! He figured it out!"
No, they didn't have a clue what they were talking about
But it, it felt good coming out of their mouths
It gave 'em intellectual clout (With everybody saying)

"Genius! Wow! Let's do it right now!"
We'll get a different result without a doubt!"
But when the famine hit, the babies quit, the buildings burned down
Should we give it another round? (Now everybody's saying)
[Verse 2]
"The real version has never been tried
So let's try it again but boys, this time you stay alive!"
Then later that day, everyone died
"In hindsight, idolizing a sad guy was a tad unwise"

[Outro]
(Genius! Wow! You figured it all out!)