[Verse 1]
You'd better learn to code if you wanna survive
Because robots are fucking taking over
Saying "Oh, my God! They also took that job!"
What you gonna do, girl? Oh

[Chorus]
Saying, everybody's gonna become a magician
The only job left for humans is magician
It's the one thing that robots cannot do
So you can make a billion dollars by blowing the goddamn fuse

[Verse 2]
'Cause all the journalism jobs are dwindling
You better hit that thumb trick to get out of prison (Oh!)
So start shuffling your deck of cards or just die
NO!

[Outro]
Look at these cards...