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I Have One Billion Girlfriends

I've got so many motherflippin' girlfriends
Motherflippin' girlfriends from all around the world, man
They like-a my style and they like-a my face
And they don't mind that I schedule conference dates

I got two words: Girlfriend Army
Conquer the world with their sexy bodies
The more girlfriends I get, the more power I hold
We're unstoppable until they violently betray me