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Ballad of the Vapist
[Intro Skit]
"The moon sure is beautiful tonight. Not a cloud in the sky. Better make some of my own. [inhales, moans] My Cherry Mint Vape riser! When times get hard, you're always there for me, and that means a lot. I'm sorry -- maybe this is crazy, but I just gotta tell you how I feel! I want you to know that I... I...!"
[Verse]
I'm depressed (I'm depressed, pressed)
That means I'm looking for love
'Cuz you're the best (You're the best, baby)
When you're there hеlping me up
Don't second-guess what's going on in my mind statе baby, please
Distract me from myself, come pour me into your reality
[Chorus]
All day through, I dream of you
And I do, and I do, you're a dream that can never come true
When blue, I shift it to you
And I do, and I do, and I do, and I do, oh no
[Interlude]
I'll never fix it 'cause I don't know how
And maybe I'm addicted to the feelings that you're giving me now
Let's call it quits because commitments start to freak me out
No, thanks, bye!
[Chorus]
All day through, avoidant with you
And I do, and I do, let the hours melt away in this room
Heartbreak, I leave it to you
And to you, and to you, and to you
[Outro Skit]
"I'm just gonna say it -- I love you! Say it back... You don't need to say it back. Maybe I-- Maybe I'm too forward. Maybe you're just an inanimate object. I can't deny it, you make me feel amazing! But are you the one taking me to those heights, or is that just what baseline feels like when you've been in a hole for so long? The hole that you put me in..."