[Intro]
A house party, you say? In the suburbs?
This eve shall be... legendary

[Verse]
A moonlit night is rife with chance!
I enter the room in my favorite pants!
We lock eyes, "Would you like to dance?"
"No thanks, friend, I came to stand!"
I put my hand in my pocket
And my back to the wall
My knee raised so high
But I never fall, y'all
That’s right, I'm the leaning king
Giving painful smiles as I swirl my soft drink
I'm in a party mood
That means I’m looking at the pictures in your different rooms
Then I walk outside, then back inside
Then pet your dog, it's a hell of a night!

[Bridge]
Spare me your drugs and your prеmarital sex
I'd rather struggle through a board gamе with an incomplete set
Or play some Gamecube with controller buttons sticky to press
Who needs a DJ when there's Daniel on the concept of death?
[Chorus]
It's a realistic party!
Yeah we just want to connect *clap clap*
It's a realistic party!
Between the 10- no, 7 of us, all the girls left
Realistic party!
However did they know it was time to leave?
It's a realistic party!
Alright, everybody! Time for a dance break!

[Spoken Interulude]
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
Then pop like this, pop like that
Then go and do what I'm doing now

Now backflip, now backflip again
Backflip for a third time, do the splits
Dosie-do, tap tap
Are my shoes tied? Yes, they are

[Interlude Skit -- Value Select and Lord Windemere]
"Oh! I’ve had the most pleasant evening, my friend. I dare say, this is the event of the season!"

"Well, I don’t know about all that, but, uh, I'm sure Craig’ll be happy to hear it."
"You go and tell Craig... I owe him my life. Farewell, ha-ha! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL AGAIN!"

"Damn. He really just magically turned my car into a horse. He just took off with it! How the hell am I supposed to get home? Ah, no, the Ubers are too expensive! Guess I'm walkin'. No. The evening is too beautiful for that. I'm struttin’."

[Outro]
Here I go now!
Strut my stuff
Get it, me, yo! Get it, me, yo!
Get it, get it!