[Skit]
But who am I kidding? It's my fault. I made this bed. But gosh darn it, I'm gonna remake it right now! I'm gonna call Lord Windemere, get my car back, and I'm gonna do all the things I said I would do! I'm gonna get my dry-cleaning, buy some damn groceries! I'm tired of missing the damn ski-lift of life. I'm gonna be ready this time! And I'm gonna ride that thing all the way to the tippy-top! I'm gonna make things right. Whatever it takes. No more lies. I'm gonna start living in the truth! And I'll start with this: