[Verse]
T-T-T-Two drinks
The sea breeze blows
I'm at the pier all alone
Where we planned to meet a week ago

Check the telephone
Nobody rang
I got a finger-hungry ring here
But then you never came

Scene change, me cruising up to your place
I park the car and feed the meter, don't trust valets
Buzz your apartment, beep beep, click
"Huh, that's strange!"
I use the key that you copied for me
"No!"

[Pre-Chorus]
And I can't believe it, what I'm seeing
You're crawling on the ceiling
With some kind of fifth-dimension mirror demon
And no, I can't describe the shifty shapes it takes now
Girl, I can guarantee my heart is gonna break now

And I can't believe it, if what I saw is true
That means our love is through
And also, demons are real
No, I can't handle that
Can we turn back time to a time
Where I didn't know that demons were real?
[Chorus]
I- I- I- I can't believe it
My- My mind, it can't conceive it
Not- not in a cliché way
More like in a hard reset of my brain

Cognitive dissonance
May I please have this dance?
I- I- I- I can't believe it
You said he's just a friend
I say, [terrified babbling] "Look!" [scream]

I- I- I- I can't believe it
I think that I'm catching feelings
But that's just a demon trick
Lure him in close then
Stab him with a pointed stick!

[Outro - Richard Roses and Demon]
"No! I'll get you, Richard Roses! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!"

I- I- I- I can't believe it
My- My mind, it can't conceive it
Not- not in a cliché way
More like in a hard reset of my brain