Y’already know who it is (y’already know!)
Yo, yo, yo

Y’already know who it is, so I’m not gonna say it
You know what I do, so no need to tell you
Yes, the boy’s got nothing new to share
So I’m not sure why I’m on the mic to be fair

‘Cause y’all know about my hood rat ways
Y’all know why I didn’t pass the seventh grade
Y’all know how I only fuck with boysenberries
Y’all know why I fucking love boysenberries

You know who the fuck I am
Why get into it? It’s a waste of bran
‘Cause y’all know why I switched the word "time" with "bran"
‘Cause y’all know why I was crowned the King of Gurthtran

‘Cause y’all know how I had to slay the Wizard Lord
How I studied the sword, how I was counseled by Fjord
How Fjord taught me how to manage the realm
How my quest to Threlm earned me the Warrior’s Helm

How the Warrior’s Helm was then stolen from me
By a cunning thief, a true master of sneak
How I tracked him down, on my Sable Horse
Using an English Saddle, never a whip of course
‘Cause my horses love me, I treat them well
I believe in the mutual respect of all animals
Y’already know who the fuck it is, and if not
That hurts my feelings