I'm not hungry, I'm just bored
I'm not gettin' gains, you can rest assured
This is darkness, this is dying inside
I search for the light, but I can only find Triscuits

I'm not snackin', I'm just sad (I'm just sad)
This ain't tasty, I just have
Nothin' else to do
Than be alone with food
Can somebody please
Release me from my misery?

[Spoken]
And maybe bring some more donuts