[Intro: Value Select]
"Hey everybody, how's it doin'? My name's Soulman 69 and this is the Value Select live show. Let's here it for that, huh? C'mon. Over on guitar, we've got Rafa. On drums, we've got Danniel. And on bass, we got Steve. As for the sing of the show, why that's you guys, heh. Ready? I got a little repeat aft- This mustache is not workin'. A little repeat after me segment I'd like to join in with if you're alright with that. Does that sound good? Alright, ready?"

[Interlude: Value Select]
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Sex tonight, woo, sex tonight, wow
Everybody's gonna have sex tonight, yeah

[Verse 1: Value Select, Rafa & Steve]
Everybody's gonna have sex tonight
As long as you're havin' it with your wife
And as long as your wife wants to have some sex
'Cause if not, better put your ass to bed
Everybody go and grab your mans right now, say
"Sex me, daddy, 'til the baby comes out"
But only when our income is stable as shit
And when that baby comes, you better baptize it
Girl, I wanna sex ya
'Cause you're my fuckin' partner for life
The whole point of gettin' married
Was so I could sex right, all night
Now, (Now) when, (When) we have the sex (Sex)
We can do it all guilt free-ee-ee (Ee-hee-ee)
You donated, and volunteered, and fed the poor
Now Jesus won't be mad when you lock the door
Let's go and lock the door
Everybody
[Verse 2: Value Select]
If you need the sweet seed of a certified G
But still need the clean gleem of a certified ring
Literal Satan in the streets
But a freak in the sheets
Better lock it down for eternity
Gonna make you scream my name so loud
In a far off place, no one's around
'Cause I still feel shameful, yes I do
But I'm still gonna make you have 5 orgasms
Your legs shakin' as I go down
Ain't a one night stand, I'ma be around
Make you swear I'm the man who invented sex
But it can't be true
Was a virgin 'til I met you
Everybody
Everybody's gonna have sex tonight