Never fall in love, never fall, no
Pretty baby, oh, I can't talk to you
Though you got the look, it won't work, so
Little lady, oh, I can't talk to you

When we try to chat, you just drone on
About the things that just apply to you
So it's over, girl, I gotta move on
Sorry, Katie, oh, I can't talk to you

I can't talk to you
Our interests are far-removed
'Cause I like talking about ideas
And you like telling me about how Jessica was rude earlier and I say "Well, you should do something about it." And you say "No." And I say "Okay."