[Skit]
Narrator: "Many moons ago, in a far away land. There lived two knights, of honor, and valor. They wandered from thatch roofed cottage to thatch roofed cottage in search of a sacred scroll. This scroll was prophecized to hold the perfect spell of musical magic. It was the Scroll of Value Select."

Knight 1: "When will we find the Scroll, brother? I'm tired and weary fore I miss my son and wife."

Knight 2: "Quiet brother, furlough. There is the Wise Old Wizard."

Wise Old Wizard: "Alas, I am the Wise Old Wizard, and this is my wizard house."

Knight 1: "Please, Old Wizard, where is the Scroll of Value Select?"

Knight 2: "Without it, our kingdom will parish!"

Wise Old Wizard: "Begone noble knights! The magic within that scroll is too powerful for mere mortals."

Knight 1: "We must have it, Old Wizard!"

Wise Old Wizard: "Very well. But yee’ve been warned. Meathress, I call upon thee. Send me the greatest singer whoever lived to bless us with the most perfect song ever made! Ka-thriss, ka-thrash, Gutama! Hola-ka! It worked!"