I let you win, I wasn't even trying
And if I was, well, it wasn't that hard
It's just a stupid freakin' game
I don't even care that you won

Oh, boy, you think that I am lyin'?
Well, I've got news for you, I do
You're adopted. Now get out of my room
Because I'm Dad's favorite, Mom doesn't even like you

I let you win! I wasn't even trying!
Oh, you broke what's left of my pride
And I feel a darkness inside that words can't convey
So I'll flip the board game and punch your balls

[spoken]
What?

[punch sound and crying]

[spoken]
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't tell Mom! Here, I'll let you punch me back!

[punch sound]

[spoken]
Aah! Dammit! Mom!