[Skit]
Horacio Depp: "Fantastic."

Value Select: "Classic."

Horacio Depp: "Yeah."

Value Select: "John-- Johnny loved that song."

Horacio Depp: "Johnny did!"

Value Select: "Johnny di-- He was like "Let's put it in Pirates of the Caribbean", we were like "Johnny...""

Horacio Depp: ""Johnny, it's like...""

Value Select: ""This clearly wouldn't fit.""

Horacio Depp: "We can't, we don't own the copyright to that."

Value Select: "He's like "I-- It's such a good song, though!""

Horacio Depp: "Like, Johnny, we get it."

Value Select: "Johnny, lay off the cocaine, buddy."

Horacio Depp: "Chill out. Too much."
Value Select: "He's-- What is he doing, modelling perfume now? Let's not even get into that can of worms. Good for him. Or bad for him..."

Horacio Depp: "Yeah, no, great for him."

Value Select: "I hear he's a bad guy!"

Horacio Depp: "He is. I can attest to that, as his brother.

Value Select: "Growing up with him..."

Horacio Depp: "Ah, little shit. You know, Johnny always did the drugs too much as a kid. I think that's what it was, really."

Value Select: "That's where this next song comes from. There is one question that we do have an answer to -- right here, right now, Wednesday night, bottom of the hill. Can we hear it for this song?"

Horacio Depp: "That question that we have that we have the answer to, is how do you stop the kids..."

Both: "From doing the drugs?"

Value Select: "That's right. D.A.R.E.? You guys remember D.A.R.E.? No! No, that was a massive failure! If anything, it made kids do more drugs!"

Horacio Depp: "Yeah, I mean, parents-- Parents have no idea what they're doing! They can't stop 'em!"

Value Select: "That's why we have a scientifically proven song guaranteed to stop the kids from doing the drugs. It's called "Kids, Stop Doing the Drugs"."