[Intro: Mary Spender (spoken)]
And now if I switch it to delay...

[Verse: Son]
Hey there pretty lady, won't you marry my dad?
You're the perfect match, I'm sure he'll made you laugh
Please do it 'cause I want a mom so bad (mom so bad)
I want a mom like that! A mom like you!
'Cause the past moms I've had never see it through
You could be the one who stays...

[Interlude: Dad (spoken)]
Thank you son. I'll take it from here

[Verse 2: Dad]
My boy is right, I've been all alone
Just a father and son in a broken home
I'll leave a card at the end of the song
If you'd like to take a date to the Duck and Waffle (yeah)

[Outro: Mary Spender (spoken)]
Okay, so my overall impressions...Obviously kind of weird, BUT, is it a bad thing?