[Verse: Value Select, Aaron Calimlim]
Christmas time is here again
So we gather around the tree! (Or Menorah!)
Yeah, we go back to our hometowns!
Just to gather around the tree! (Or Menorah)

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So many traditions that we celebrate
Like drinking Eggnog, or doing Kwanza things!
But the greatest tradition of all
Is getting super drunk
And texting ex-girlfriends!

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Hey stranger, what'd you been up to?
Hello, hello, I'm back in town!
I saw you're single on Facebook again
How would you like to meet up with me right now?

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And a winky face followed by a winky face
Followed by a winky face, with that
Followed by a heart!
Shе texts back, she said, "Come to my placе!"
But you ghost her ass
And pulled the same shit next year!
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Hey stranger, what'd you been up to?
It's a year later and I'm back in town!
I'm a shitty human being!
Please respond, 'cause I need to see you right now!

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She waits a day, then she says, "Okay"
"How 'bout pasta carbonara at the Cheesecake Factory?"
You agreed, sets the date for 3:00pm
But you ghost her ass again
And two years later, she invites you to her wedding!

[Outro: Value Select]
Merry Christmas!