[Prologue]
After centuries of plague
A mysterious flyer arrives

[Intro]
A house party? In the suburbs?
This eve's shall be... legendary

[Verse]
A moonlit night, is rife with chance!
I entered the room, in my favorite pants!
We locked eyes, "would you like to dance?"
No thanks, friend, I came to stand!
I put my hand in my pocket
And my back to the wall
My knee raised so high
But I never fall, y'all
That's right, I'm the leaning king
Giving painful smiles as I swirl my soft drink
I'm in a party mood
That means I'm looking at the pictures in your different rooms
Thеn I walk outside, then back inside
Thеn pet your dog, it's a hell of a night!

[Bridge]
Spare me your drugs and your premarital sex
I'd rather struggle through a board game with an incomplete set
Or play some Gamecube with controller buttons sticky to press
Who needs a DJ when there's Daniel on the concept of death?
[Chorus]
It's a realistic party!
Yeah we just want to connect *clap clap*
It's a realistic party!
Between the 10- no, 7 of us, all the girls left
Realistic party!
However did they know it was time to leave?
Realistic party!

[Outro: Acoustic partygoer]
Blackhood seen in the dead of night- no, one second -Blackhood seen in -nope- Blackhood- *screams of agony accompanied by sounds of flesh tearing*