[Intro]
*sighs of regret*
Okay you caught me
You found the thing that I was hiding from you, deliberately!
And I'm very sorry, I was wrong!
But I've changed since then, so let's drop it and move on?

[Verse 1]
Okay you caught me!
Looks like the ruse is through
Cuz' the wholesome brand that you knew
Well it ain't true!

You're mad, I understand
So I'll leave for six months
Then strut right back like
Nothing happened, hey it's me!
The guy whose fruit don't match the tree!
Believe me, the celebrity
Why would I say what I don't mean?

[Bridge: Bastard]
Look see, we're of the same breed
Yes, you'd do the same if you have the means
This power I've gained has magnified
The bastard we are, yet I have the world's eye!
I've been mired in the throes of ego!
A hell that rewards baseness and evil!
I'm remorseful! (another shrewd tactic
To tug at the heart of the unsure fanatics!)

[Verse 2: Bastard]
Okay you caught me!
So I'll write my condolences in the Notes app on my phone
As I use to make scapegoats to those who told their truth
While I lurk and I did much worse! (plus I lied about it)
But now the facts are exposed
I query ye all, both young and old
When it comes to my crime which have been told
Let he who hasn't done this too, cast the first-
*rocks hitting sounds* AUGGH...FU-