[Verse 1]
He scares easily
It makes him so angry at me
And his head it spins around just like the exorcist
And I find it ever so hard to resist his cries

[Verse 2]
But there's nothing more sadistic than an infant
Waving his pistol in my face
He wants me right down on my knees
Crumbling in disgrace

[Verse 3]
But he underestimates my mind
I know he's messing with my head
My only weakness is
I can't believe the guy could be entirely dead
Oh!

[Chorus]
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Trigger Happy Jack, you're gonna blow
But I'm gonna get off before you go
My Trigger Happy Jack is just a
Drive by a go-go-go
[Verse 3]
And after awhile he calms down
And he looks at me like a prince
But I know I better bite the bullet
Cause it's just another one of his jedi mind tricks

[Verse 4]
But this ain't no head-trip honey
This is a collision on the road
And you've got me feeling oh just like a roadkill
And you know deep down I know
Ugh!

[Chorus]
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Trigger Happy Jack, you're gonna blow
But I'm gonna get off before you go
My Trigger Happy Jack is just a
Drive by a go-go-go

[Bridge]
Why do you make me feel like this? (One, two, three, four!)
Why do you gotta be such a dick? (One, two, three, four!)
Why do you make me feeling like this? (One, two, three, four!)
Why do you gotta be such a dick? (One, two, three, four!)
(I feel like shit) Go-go-go
[Verse 5]
And I hate myself just enough to want him
But I hate him just enough to get off
But I understand him
Maybe I'm just crazy enough to love him
Why not? (Why not?)

[Chorus]
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being