[Verse 1]
When I heard you were still alive
I must admit, I laughed, I cried
I found a stranger to high-five
I did the twist, I nearly died
I lit my ponytail on fire
I cut my bangs so short I sighed
What a thrill, love is a contact sport
Doing bunny hops and I'll never stop

[Chorus]
If you
Could you? Would you?
Just because you can doesn't mean that you should
Is that understood? Oh, oh
If you
Could you? Would you?
Just because you can doesn't mean that you should
Is that understood?

[Verse 2]
Terminator X and you're snapping their necks
Running down the street, always chasing what's next
Love sucked, love sucked
He gave up up up up
Just a moment ago, I was feeling just fine
Now I'm burning alive, 'cause you cut me in line
Love sucked, love sucked
He gave up up up up
[Chorus]
If you
Could you? Would you?
Just because you can doesn't mean that you should
Is that understood? Oh, oh
If you
Could you? Would you?
Just because you can doesn't mean that you should
Is that understood?

[Breakdown]
The pleasure of your company
Look what it's done to me
The pleasure of your company
Look what it's done to me

There's a heart in my chest
Where a hole used to be
There's a hole in my chest
Where a heart used to be

I'm sending gummy bears to the electric chair