[Verse 1]
You have been placed in a queue
But your call is valuable, it's very valuable
We hope this does not inconvenience you
(Because you're valuable, you're so very valuable!)

[Verse 2]
If you wish to make a complaint
We can handle it, we're well prepared to handle it
Of course you may have to wait
But that's understandable, isn't that understandable?

[Chorus]
Don't ask me, I just work here man
Don't ask me, I just work here man
Don't ask me, I just work here man (Work here man)

[Verse 3: Gotye & Computer Voice]
It sounds to me like you need help!
We're very good to you, I hope you know we're good to you
Let me put you through to someone else
They'll know just what to do! Me, I'm sorry, I can't help you

[Chorus]
Don't ask me, I just work here man
Don't ask me, I just work here man
Don't ask me, I just work here man
Don't ask me, I just work here man (Work here man)
Don't ask me, I just work here man
Don't ask me, I just work here man
Oh, don't ask me, I just work here man (I just work here man)
[Interlude: Gotye & Female computer voice]
Directory assistance
Hi, could I please speak to Miss...
What name please?
Oh, shit
I'm sorry, I didn't hear that
Just put me through
I'm sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo?
No, you bitch!
Please hold, and an operator will complete your request
(Bleeped swearing)

[Verse 4]
Why don't you fill out a form?
We can't get back to you, of course we can't get back to you
But rest assured, we'll take your comments on board
Your thoughts make change!

[Bridge]
Thanks for your time
Thanks for your time
Thanks for your time
Thanks for your time
Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
[Outro]
Let's spend some time together, we'll save you money