[Verse 1]
Running from the cold hard rain
In the course of the night the weather has changed
The forecast is non-committal
It's a wonder all the weight that’s been gained

[Refrain]
It happened on a Wednesday

[Verse 2]
Let's speak of hard impressions
I'm not your dick, I’m not your rich, I'm not your bitch
Empowerment was always
In the eye of the beholder
Just read the paper
Yeah, maybe I want to

[Interlude]
Tell me another, tell me another
Tell me another, tell me another, yeah

[Refrain]
It happened on a Wednesday
I learned to be understood
The eye of the beholder
I "get" the press like anybody else
[Chorus]
Oh and the Friday night fever
The upside down crown
Oh and the Friday night fever
The upside down crown

[Verse 3]
You used to take the F train
You used to take the F train
If'n you get the chatters
When the weather has changed and the warm night comes to rain
There was cash and segregation
Yeah, it's harder to look away

[Chorus]
Oh and the Friday night fever
The upside down crown
Oh and the Friday night fever
The upside down crown

[Outro]
Running from the cold hard rain
In the course of the night the weather has changed
You can see it in the December issue