If I gave you a hundred dollars
To record just three words
I could make the perfect song

Some go by choice
Some go by disease
Give me back my Christian name
That cigarette isn't gonna smoke itself
And Mr. Rain Drops like Ruby Falls

Fill your cup with whiskey
Over smashed hits
It glides so smoothly
And it lasts all day

To introduce your new composition
You play a memory
The leaky mountain
The frozen fountain
Give me back my Christian name

I see your reflection
And I say hello