[Intro: Ricky Dillon]
No, it's not!

[Verse 1: Andrew Lowe]
So if I’m being honest
I don’t care about this
But we started a movement
Now it’s hard to dismiss
The other week there were some tweets that shook the nation
We’re talking about candy’s classification

[Chorus: All]
Candy is not a snack
If you think that you are whack
Candy is not a snack
If you think that you are whack

[Verse 2: Andrew Lowe]
Candy’s not a snack
So we made this track
To inform you that if you think it is
You are whack

[Chorus: All]
Candy is not a snack
If you think that you are whack
Candy is not a snack
If you think that you are whack
[Verse 3: Andrew Lowe]
Ducks say quack
(Quack, quack)
Wolves run in packs
Candy’s not a snack
Just listing some facts

[Chorus: All]
Candy is not a snack
If you think that you are whack
Candy is not a snack
If you think that you are whack

[Verse 4: Andrew Lowe]
Let’s get something straight
It’s not up for debate
If I ask for a snack
Better not be candy on that plate
Because candy is a treat
Not a snack that you eat
So next time you’re feeling hungry
I don’t know, have a stick of meat

[Chorus: All]
Candy is not a snack
If you think that you are whack
Candy is not a snack
If you think that you are whack
[Verse 5: Andrew Lowe]
You could have some crackers
If you want a snack
Or you could have some fruit
For a healthier route
You could have some chips with a plate full of dip
Like maybe a hummus
Just hope you learn from this, that—

[Chorus: All]
Candy is not a snack
If you think that you are whack
Candy is not a snack
If you think that you are whack
Candy is not a snack
If you think that you are whack
Candy is not a snack