[Verse 1]
You're lookin' out for number one
Opportunistic fun is just a stone's throw away
The golden opportunities have bitten you
And bettered me through dignity and loyalty
I'm over it, you're talkin' shit and ever so full of it
And I'm hatin' you for what you've done
I'll open one door to this and count ten
You motherfuckin' sumbitch had better run!

[Pre-Chorus]
One, ten!

[Chorus]
Oh, it sucks to be you
Yeah, to me, that's the downside
Result of lickin' so much ass
So much for class, I guess it sucks to be you
How it sucks to be you
That's why you fell by the wayside
And I'll flip you off as I pass
They say life's a gas, but, boy, it sucks to be you!

[Verse 2]
Who said the grass was greener was greener than
Green itself for taking his free ride for granted
The pressure is never on when sole existence
Runs on the blood, sweat, and tears of others
You're ugliness personified
Selfishness epitomized, a parasitic life defined
So, take the ball and run with it, expedient piece of shit
Go find a new host to feed on, and on, and so on

[Pre-Chorus]
Now go on

[Chorus]
Oh, it sucks to be you
Yeah, to me, that's the downside
Result of lickin' so much ass
So much for class, I guess it sucks to be you
How it sucks to be you
That's why you fell by the wayside
And I'll flip you off as I pass
They say life's a gas, but, boy, it sucks to be you!
[Refrain]
Sucks to be you
Man, it sucks to be you

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Oh, it sucks to be you
Yeah, to me, that's the downside
Result of lickin' so much ass
So much for class, I guess it sucks to be you
How it sucks to be you
That's why you fell by the wayside
And I'll flip you off as I pass
They say life's a gas, but, boy, it sucks to be you!

[Outro]
Sucks to be you
Sucks to be you
Sucks to be you
Oh!