[AAA]

Jaws, the Shaws,
the shucking in the ducking in the
de-depths -sea -ne d-ay- onl-ark
decides to get rowdy, get real rowdy takes a vay-rowdy.
SHIT!



Sunshine, runshine, funshine, dunshine
Shit! In the ocean, everybody runshine
(...fuck!)
he-leedle-ed- ladies, he'll eat little shits
oh no!

(SHIT repeated to the tune of Two Trucks)

But the one thing-AAA- the community safe is a guy.
And his pal.
Brody- don't know that a storm's gonna come!
J-j-j-j-just one!

Get it? (x7, haltingly)

Thе mayor don't die,
the mayor dies.
Jaws is gonna spoil thе Fourth of July,
he's like ech-eych-ech-yych-yych-ech-echh-eych cool it!
and go for a shit!
jjjjjjJaws is here
Jaws is here
he is here without a cause
heeeeeee- watch it, its- watch it, its Jaws!
Jaws is here
Here is J-
He is a shark.
He was in one Saw movie-

I had a dream that i was wearing a wig.
(a wig! a wig!)
cause i was google-oogle-earching for a wig.
(a wig! ..a wig!)

AAAAAnd it was really cool
and it was really fly (and it was really fly [slowed])
i wish i could remember what the fuck it looked like.
what the fuck it looked-
what the fuck it looked like.

Most of my friends were jealous, except my blind friends
we ate those blind friends!
we ate those blind friends!

(holy shit!!) -in his house in the middle of the night
and he eats that- BLIND FRIEND- in a single bite
(golly!)
ooooOOOOOEEEEEeeeEEEEEEooOOOO
(i danced with Mos Def!)
(i danced with Mos Def!)
and none of them would know that i was sec-
(i danced with Mos Def!)
(i danced with Mos Def!)
my really- really- r-really-
[high pitched noise]
-Cool wig, cool-ool-ool-ool-ool-ool [...] wig,
my really cool.

i wishshshshsh
i started- shshhshhs- google- ishshhshs
-ing right away.
['shshshhs's continue]
shshhshsh i wish i could remember why
everybod- when i-
['shshshsh's end]

when i woke up i was feelin' pretty good i must say.
i was feelin' pretty gay.
i started google image searching for- GUYS- having sex.


To the girl.
who cried girl.
it's me, girl.
i- GIRL.
i started google image searching for my- girl.
i'm girl.
You give me goosebumps
Goosebumps (girl)
Honey beware, you're in for a girl

[Goosebumps fades out and distorts]


Joey, Joey!
Joey, Joey!
Joey, Joe-
Joey Joe-
Joey, Joey, J-Joey!

Joey, Joey!
Joey, Joey!
Joey, Joe-
Joey Joe-
Joey, Joey, J-Joey!



[various tracks in background, such as train sounds from My Trains and humming from Jaws]
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily... FLEX!
FLEX!
[background noises have slowly turned into Megalovania]



Motherfucking mask.
I'd fucking wear that.
(fuck you!)
I'd fucking wear that.
(shitty motherfucker!)
I'd fucking wear that (fucking!!)
mask of my own fucking face.
I'd wear that.
(what the fuck?)
I'd fucking wear that
(ohhhh!)

I'd wear it to a fucking hoedown
and I'd fuck with all the hoes
and none of them would fucking know
i was my-fucking-self!

I'd rob my fucking apartment
and i wouldn't give a fucking SHIT!
i'd blame it on the motherfucker
nobody knows i am

i- PISS.

Look into my eyeholes,
what the fuck you see?
I'd look into my fucking eye,
what do i see?

Thanksgiving.

A mask of my mother face.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i- MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
[distorted] I'd wear that mask of my own face
[distorted] I'd wear that. AAAAAAAAA.



My basement.
I got a basement in my house.
With the basement floor to the floor to the basement.
Turn up the heat if it's to cool
I turn on the light
light the basement.
Turn on the dehumidifier.
I'm serious, when i flip this switch
look! i got a model railroad!
and my trains crawl on the track
they're all like "Choo Choo!" and i think it's cool
(Woah, Respect!)
I got small ones
(Woah.)
Tiny little trains!
(Golly!)

Trains exist
In real life!

Fuck you [x?]
Woah [x?]
[both of them overlap]

Motherfuckers, fuck you!!
Motherfucking fuck face!!!


(Golly!)


In the club.
The mom club.
Mother Mother said shit about my house
might as well have took a shi- wooOOOOOOOOO

Track on his ack with a stack on back but the back ack ack ack ack ack ack ack shack.
I said okay.
Now I'm pissed!!

Gas [x11]
-MY TRAIIIIIINS
(tiny little trains!)
He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws.

Mom's dead. (aah)
M-m-m-m-m-my mom's dead. (aah)
It's like magic!
Mom's dead..
I wish these trains could take me awa-aAAA-AY



N-N-Now now that that don’t kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
‘Cause I can’t wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
‘Cause I can’t get much wronger
Man, I’ve been waiting all night now
That’s how long I’ve been on ya
(I need ya right now, right now x4)


To the girl, who cried mom
It’s me, ghost mom
I’m ghost mom
I'm dying (fuck! oh no...)

Every night in terror tower,
I eat icecream (mmm!)
I say you can't scare me
But in my heart I-I-IIIII
You give me-



Two trucks having fuck!
(trucks fucking)
Two trucks ha-have sex
My muscles[x10] involuntarily flex!

American man, making love
American man cry.
Far too beautiful
American angels in the- Sea one day on a lark!
Decides to- Cry.