[Verse 1]
Drumsticks, cake mix, watermelon, taco shells
Soda pop, lemon, apple, olive oil, cheerios
Green grapes, purple grapes, lettuce, pretzel, corn, ketchup
Orange juice, hot dogs, chicken noodle soup

[Chorus]
Toy Food! Like real food, but is toy
Toy Food! Not real food, do not eat
Toy Food! Like real food, but is toy
Toy Food! Not real food, do not eat

[Verse 2]
Sweet peas, strawberries, salt and pepper
French fries, garlic loaf, refried beans
Bananas, red pepper, green pepper, crinkle fries, ice cream
Turkey chunks, chicken chunks, tuna chunks, fudge

[Chorus]
Toy Food! Like real food, but is toy
Toy Food! Not real food, do not eat
Toy Food! Like real food, but is toy
Toy Food! Not real food, do not eat

[Bridge]
Hamburger, hamburger—donuts
Hamburger, hamburger—pizza
Hamburger, hamburger—carrot
Hamburger, Hamburger Helper
[Verse 3]
Green beans, oranges, pea pods, pineapple
Croissant, potato, spaghetti, baguettes
Potato chips, tomato soup, pickle, cookie, niblets
Milk, peas, gourd, meat

[Chorus]
Toy Food! Like real food, but is toy
Toy Food! Not real food, do not eat
Toy Food! Like real food, but is toy
Toy Food! Not real food, do not eat

[Outro]
Toy food
Toy food