[Verse]
Well, I thought I'd write a little song, so I wrote a little song
Then I tried to write some lyrics, but I didn't last too long
So I figured, why not sing about me trying to write a song and stuff
And I decided to keep on singing ‘til I had had enough, but then I realized

[Chorus]
This song needs a hook
An ironic little self-referential
Catchy freakin' hook
So I made the chorus all about how
This song needs a hook
An ironic little self-referential hook
And a guitar solo!

[Guitar Solo]
Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay

[Spoken Interlude]
Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
Oh, I know, let's do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?
Fine

[Bridge]
Oh
Baby, tell me why
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it
It doesn't have a guard rail
It doesn't even hold many cows
This song is sort of caving in on itself
And so it's going to end right now
Right now
[Outro]
Ahhh, jinx!