Inside of everybody's head, inside of everybody's head
There is a hum, there’s a hum
There's a neverending hum
And no one ever seems to notice it, no one seems to notice it
You have never noticed it
Never ever never ever
Until now

[Hum]

Deep in the dankest corners of the human mind
Of any given person that you happen to see
There rests a creature
Or, more specifically
A critter, hiding and sitting
In the churning, boiling, philosophical pot
Of self-aware chowder that we call thought

This critter has a name
But it's different for each person
Mine is named Corey
And it looks like an armadillo
In KISS makeup

Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
Jibba jabba
Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
Jibba jabba
Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
Jibba jabba
Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
Jibba jabba
Picture your spirit in a delicatessen
In the slums of the universe
"Open" sign dangling, daring all parasites
Giving you mosquito bites
Sucking the life out of all of your customers
But fear not, it's your critter to the rescue
Hum emanating from its lips

And fear disappears
As the parasite trips
And lands in a puddle
And that's your rebuttal
To the argument that you
Weren't even listening to
Because of the neverending hum

[The hum]

Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
Jibba jabba
Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
Jibba jabba
Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
Jibba jabba
Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
Jibba