[Verse 1]
I had a dream that I was wearing a really cool wig
(A really cool wig, a really cool wig)
'Cause I was Google Image searching for a really cool wig
(A really cool wig, a really cool wig)

[Pre-Chorus 1]
And it was really cool, and it was really fly
I wish I could remember what the fuck it looked like
Most of my friends were jealous, except my blind friends
If only they could see—my really cool wig
My really cool wig, my really cool wig

[Verse 2]
And I was at a party hanging out with Mos Def
(Ooh-wee-ooh, wee-ooh-ooh...)
Nobody else was dancing so I danced with Mos Def
(I danced with Mos Def, I danced with Mos Def)

[Pre-Chorus 2]
We did an awesome dance, we had an awesome time
We started making out, but then some pizza arrived (Fuck yes!)
We ate the whole pizza, and the entire time
I never took off—my really cool wig
My really cool wig, my really cool wig
[Chorus]
My really cool wig, my really cool wig, my really cool wig
My mega rad wig, my hella sweet wig, my "holy shit!" wig
I wish I could remember what it looked like
(My really cool wig, my really cool wig, my really cool wig)
I wish I could remember what it looked like
(My really cool wig, my really cool wig, my really cool wig)

[Verse 3]
When I woke up I was feeling pretty good, I must say
(I really felt great, I really felt great)
I started Google Image searching for my wig right away
(Before it could fade, before it could fade)

[Pre-Chorus 3]
I looked at every picture, I spent a lot of time
But I could not remember what the fuck it looked like
I don't want fame and fortune, I don't want a happy life
I just want to die—in my really cool wig
My really cool wig, my really cool wig

[Spoken]
My really cool wig

[Chorus]
My really cool wig, my really cool wig, my really cool wig
My wicked tight wig, my crazy sick wig, my gangsta-ass wig
I wish I could remember what it looked like
(My really cool wig, my really cool wig, my really cool wig)
I wish I could remember what it looked like
(My really cool wig, my really cool wig, my really cool wig)
[Outro]
(My really cool wig, my really cool wig, my really cool wig)
(My really cool wig, my really cool wig, my really cool wig)
(My really cool wig, my really cool wig, my really cool wig...)