[Verse 1]
Cold and windy
Dark and stormy
Let me float your way
Please don't ignore me

[Chorus]
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(An ambient man) A trick of the light to love you tonight
You don't understand, there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy man

[Verse 2]
Can't you see me?
Why can't you see me?
I'm all around
All cold and dreamy

[Chorus]
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(A wisp of smoke man) To waft over you and cloud up your view
So show me your hands and wave them right through a soft, fuzzy man

[Bridge]
Although I have no arms to hold you in
A human passion burns within me
I need to feel like I exist
So please, baby, please, baby step into the mist
[Verse 3]
Don't be nervous
No, don't be nervous
I'm not like other guys
Who have a surface

[Chorus]
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(An atmospheric man) A shimmering puff of indistinct love
What's better than the vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man?

[Outro]
Who seeps through your thoughts
Who makes you see spots
Who blows through the air
Who plays with your hair
I know it sounds crazy
But once you go hazy, you'll understand
I'm your soft, fuzzy man