[Storyline]

You make it through the riots
The public wants your story told
and so you write a book
The sales come in, lo and behold
It's caught on, earning you a spot on Oprah

She just smiles and winks
Looks like she's had several drinks
Halfway through the show
Oprah lets you know

She must have you now

D'you slap her in the face
Or do you 'bow-chicka-chicka-wow-wow'?

[Slap or "Bow-Chicka"]