I know a certain Logan
Who knows a certain snowman
Who in the world of rockin'
Is second to no man

His nose is red and shiny
His top-hat is fantastic
He lights up the stage
And he's made of magic plastic

He can't type very well
Because he wears those spiffy mittens
He's cuter than a button
Or a baby made of kittens

And when he goes to Tokyo
He's bigger than Godzilla
His name is Vanilla
And this song is for him