Daniel Radcliffe: Hello, Emmy! Im Daniel Radcliffe!

Rupert Grint: Hello, Emmy! Im Rupert Grint!

Both: We are here to be your Christmas present

Rupert: Cause sweaters give you bellybutton lint!

Daniel: You can do anything you please!

Rupert: You can give my buttock a squeeze!

Both: Anything you want for Christmas!

Daniel: Just watch out for Ruperts STDs!

Rupert: HEY!

Alan Rickman: You could have an Alan Rickman Christmas

I would be a most spellbinding lover

Daniel: Right about now, Emmy must be wondering

Daniel + Rupert: What the hell is wrong with her brother!
Daniel: Wouldn't I look marvelous inside a hanging sock?

Rupert: Or underneath the Christmas Tree?

Alan: With a ribbon on my —

Daniel + Rupert: CANDY CANE!

Daniel + Rupert: Have a happy Christmas!

Alan: Have a happy Christmas!

Daniel + Rupert: Have a happy Christmas!

All three: Have a happy Christmas Day!

(Alan Rickman holds the word Day for 7 seconds longer than Rupert and Daniel)

Alan: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!! (Wink)