Neil Cicierega:
NEIL NEIL NEIL NEIL NEIL NEIL NEIL NEIL NEIL
You are small so kneel till you squeal!
I am the maker of your favorite song
You are friends with Donkey Kong!
I will hit you with My Trains you will die
Mask of my Own face I baked you a pie
Your face with my fist I will Modify
I believe I can fly, Touch-Tone the Sky

Grandpa Lemon:
Hello I am Grandpa, I am Not Your Daddy!
Call me Septiceye, You are the Laddy
I did not hear whatcha say ehhh
Half Human Half hehehehehehehehehehe
Not even with a wiimote, you can't aim kid
I will beat you even more than Scott Woz did
6 dollars that is my budget money
The real eight wonder is how im funny

Neil Cicierega:
What the crap you can't say that
Even Peter Griffin is more fat
You are the one who im going to beat
You need some bones on your meat
Annoying Orange! Ha! More like Dirty Dan
I won this game like the Canbinet's Man
This is the Ultimate Showdown You Know the Better
Mr. Enter in a Bloodstained Sweater

Grandpa Lemon:
AAAAAAAAA! Now I'm getting Nerd Rage!
I need to marry my Wife I can Engage!
You're not at the party you are disinvited dork
As your father I forbid you earning your spork
Here joke: What do you call a Fsh with No Eyed
No Eyed Girl It was so funny you When He died
I have commited on you a great act of Violence
Looks like this battle is your Mouth Silence