When its winter
And its getting cold
You're gonna wanna be in da hood
You wanna show Goon Pride
When you step outside
So you better make it something good

Yo Lowtax!
You wanna know the truth
About what the people like?
We like zipper style
Cause its more versatile
Let me hear y'all on the mic!

C'mon and say zip up
Is the way to go
From Alaska down to Mexico!
And pullover
Is all old and busted
Fatty propaganda just can't be trusted

(zipper noises)
Zip it up, zip it down!

Zippity do dah
Zippity day
And that's the final word!
A fifteen vote slide
On the zipper side
Oughta show which ones preferred
And those douchebags
In pullover wear
Ain't never gonna get no play! (no way!)
But the zipper flavor
Gets sexual favors
Every single day!

Zippity-zip up
Is the way to go
From Alaska down to Mexico!
And pullover
Is all old and busted
Fatty propaganda just can't be trusted

(zipper noises)
Zip-ah!

Yeah, zip-up
Is da bizzy bizzomb
For the Sizzlethizzle Awfizzle Dot Com!
And pullover
Is a tragedy
If you wear it you'll get HIV!

Zippah
Zippah