[Verse 1]
Stop saying epic
Stop saying fail
Those words aren't clever
They've gotten pretty stale
They've lost all meaning (meaning)
They're for the birds (birds)
Stop being boring (boring)
Learn some different words (some different words)

[Chorus]
Stop saying epic fail
Stop saying epic fail
I know that language evolves
I know that words are alive
But what the fuck is this shit
It's not 2005

[Post-Chorus]
So stop it
Stop it
Stop
Stop it

[Verse 2]
Stop saying retard (stop saying retard)
Stop saying gay (stop saying gay)
You are a retard if you think that that's okay
Stop saying faggot
Say something else
You're homophobic and probably gay yourself
Look it up
[Chorus]
Stop saying еpic fail
Stop saying epic fail
I know that language evolvеs
I know that words are alive
But what the fuck is this shit
It's not 2005

[Bridge]
When we were a teenager we thought we were hilarious
By using racial epithets "ironically" nonstop
But as our minds got bigger
We had our realization
We said "Hey, I'm a white boy, I should shut the fuck up"

[Chorus]
Stop saying epic fail
Stop saying epic fail
Stop fucking forwarding all of this fucking chain mail
Don't be a dumb fuck
Don't say dumb shit
That's my proposal
I hope you'll consider it
Thanks