Why, anybody can have a brain
That's a very mediocre commodity
Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth
Or slinks through the slimy seas has a brain
Back where I come from, we have universities
Seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers
And when they come out, they think deep thoughts
And with no more brains than you have

But they have one thing you haven't got:
A diploma

The sum of the square roots
Of any two sides of an isosceles triangle
Is equal to the square root of the remaining side
The square root of the remaining side!

The sum of the square roots
Of any two sides of an isosceles triangle
Is equal to the square root of the remaining side
The square root of the remaining side!

Joy! Rapture! I've— I've— I've got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I've— I've— I've got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I've— I've— I've got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I've— I've— I've got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I've— I've— I've got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I've— I've— I've got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I've— I've— I've got a [BOOM]
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