[Verse 1]
I think it's time for you to know the awful truth
The truth about me and the truth about you
Cause you're a brand new species
Big cat
Space Nazis
Robert Stack
God damn it, gonna snap
Leonard Nimoy, call me back (call me back!)

[Chorus]
I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth!)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
Cause I'm the right one (on my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone)
I'm the only one (on your AM, AM radio)

[Verse 2]
I'm crying now
Authentic tеars
They flow out of me when I think about you
Causе you're the only person in the world who understands
(Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this)
Oh my god
I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me
[Chorus]
I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth!)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
Cause I'm the right one (on my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone)
I'm the only one (on your AM, AM radio)