[Verse 1]
Do you really want a response?
I don't know how to tell you
I must say that you're cute
But not my type of guy
And yet I knew
When you accosted me
That I wouldn't satisfy
Your desire to fuck me

[Chorus]
You're handsome
But how ugly you are
Your fake smile
Is showing on your lips
I can see clearly
That you're uncomfortable
You're not sure of your position
Awkwardly sitting in your chair

[Couplet 2]
One after another, you try every technique
Humor, self-deprication, it's so cute to me
You're not convinced but you really want my plastic
I don't know what to tell you other than that you're not fantastic
[Chorus]
You're handsome
But how ugly you are
Your fake smile
Is showing on your lips
I can see clearly
That you're uncomfortable
You're not sure of your position
Awkwardly sitting in your chair

[Verse 3]
You offer me a drink
I appreciate your gesture
I begin to get comfortable
And I admit, I'm staying
It's not that I'm bored
But my friends have left
I don't feel like sleeping so I stay here
You gain confidence in yourself
It's attractive, I like that
I finally start to see who's there in front of me
Your face relaxes
And your shoulders loosen
I feel that your body is ready to face
My body
[Chorus]
You're handsome
But how ugly you are
Your fake smile
Is showing on your lips
I can see clearly
That you're uncomfortable
You're not sure of your position
Awkwardly sitting in your chair

[Chorus 2]
You're handsome
But I'm not the one you need
But I won't say no to a show
In your living room
I'd know what to do with you
And deep down, it's what I want